10 Short Funny Sayings For Monday

1. I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
2. Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
3. If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer...
4. Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
5. If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
6. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk.
7. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
8. I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
9. The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
10. A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.